I think i sorta joined a cult last night
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
