Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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