saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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