And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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