normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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