My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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