It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
