I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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