I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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