Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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