Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
