If i come over, it means nothing
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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