And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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