Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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