Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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