So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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