**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
