2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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