Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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