saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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