So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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