One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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