Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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