I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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