aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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