I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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