A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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