On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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