my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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