Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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