THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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