at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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