I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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