Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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