But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
