This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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