Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
