Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I met the friendliest cop last night
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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