Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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