Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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