doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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