if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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