The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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