I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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