Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
