Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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