i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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