am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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