Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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