I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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