think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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